"The Poodle is like the South Bay's true to life ""Porky's,"" where every high school senior in the 1980s and 1990s saw his first BARE, supple breasts, a long way away from the prudish, hairy muffed riff raff that walked the halls of Leigh and Los Gatos High School.
Sure, the prices here are outrageous, and the adult bookstore next door is straight out of Machine's bedroom in the film ""8mm,"" yet there is something endearing about having the option to revisit the first place where every local senior first learned how GODDAMN expensive a strip club is.
Back in the day, a lap dance was $10, yet this isn't 1994 anymore and the price has jumped to $40, which is why the Poodle has a plethora of one and two star outrage on its Yelp page. They now sport an option called the Shower, where one gets to watch a pretty girl take a shower. Based on the other reviews, it sounds like maybe that's so YOU can take a shower after touching the bondage magazines next door.
Either way, the Poodle deserves props and respect, not just for its longevity and its holding of its (stinky) middle finger (pinky) to the Yahoo and Ebay complexes that have over-run Silicon Valley, but for being one of the only South Bay destinations that every kid that didn't get along in high school can now bond together and say, you know what, the Poodle is the shit. It takes small steps to heal the world, right? The Poodle may be the first baby step in bringing world peace. Or, if anything, it keeps the local dry cleaners in good graces for years to come! And that's supporting small business! So make a statement, cum your pants. Support small business."